seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

(via you-had-me-at-bacon)

WHY ARE THEY CALLED TEA PARTIES WE COULD LITERALLY JUST CALL THEM 

PARTEAS

(Source: tormoody, via dia-mnds)

shreklover69:

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

I’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: sharonosbourne, via dia-mnds)